please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We had to coat check the pizza.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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