Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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