So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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