How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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