Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
