you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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