I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Randomize