i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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