So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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