1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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