Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
My balls are so social today.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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