Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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