sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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