Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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