How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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