i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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