she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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