Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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