his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
it glows. i had to have it.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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