I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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