hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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