But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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