what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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