shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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