before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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