some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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