Welp...herpes.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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