I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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