is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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