East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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