its not stalking. its research.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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