Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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