Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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