This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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