i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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