Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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