Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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