Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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