PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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