Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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