So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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