no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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