WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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