I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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