It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
