Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
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