im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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