Jerry, you need to find god
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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