There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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