If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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