Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
